Category: Reviews

REVIEW: ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ is an intense, anxiety-filled ride

Alas, this is not a martial arts movie. If that were the case, it would probably be, “If I Had Legs I’d Roundhouse Kick You.”

Instead, this movie focuses on a vastly overstressed mother, Linda (Rose Byrne), who doesn’t have much support in what she’s going through. Her daughter has a stomach disorder, meaning she requires the use of a feeding tube each night, and has to reach a certain level of weight for an operation.

While dealing with that, a massive hole breaks open in the ceiling of her apartment, with an accompanying busted pipe, leading to a flooded home. Oh yeah, and her husband is absent as he’s working away from home, plus she’s strained at work as a psychologist with a mix of difficult patients. Needless to say, it’s a difficult period we find the protagonist in. Continue reading “REVIEW: ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ is an intense, anxiety-filled ride”

REVIEW: ‘No Other Choice’ is an absolutely brilliant black comedy

I know job hunting can be tough sometimes, but, yeesh.

That’s mainly what the lead character is going through in this new dark dramatic comedy from South Korean director Park Chan-wook. The film stars Lee Byung-hun as Yoo Man-su, a blue-collar paper factory worker who seems to have everything.

He lives in his childhood home he bought back, has achieved a solid middle-class status, and supports his wife Lee Mi-ri (Son Ye-Jin), as well as his two children and twin golden retrievers. That all changes when he, and several others are laid off from the factory. It leads to months of unemployment, hard times, and desperate decisions for the movie’s protagonist. 

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REVIEW: ‘Spider Woman’ leans heavy on music, for better and worse

In 2002, “Spider-Man” gave us the kiss of the Spider Man, upside down with Kirsten Dunst. More than 20 years later, we finally get the “Kiss of the Spider-Woman.”

The movie is the latest adaptation of the 1976 Argentinian novel of the same name. It’s previously been adapted as a film in 1985 and as a stage musical in 1992. This film takes inspiration from that stage production, as it too is presented as a musical experience.

The movie centers on a pair of men in a prison cell together during Argentina’s Dirty War from 1974-1983. Valentin (Diego Luna) is a political dissident with revolutionary goals while Luis (Tonatiuh Elizarraz) is a gay man arrested for public indecency. During their time together, Luis describes the story of a film he’s a fan of featuring The Spider Woman.

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REVIEW: ‘Nouvelle Vague’ is an enjoyable look back at French New Wave

Well, this was a fun little trip down memory lane in film classes.

“Nouvelle Vague” is a movie all about the making of the 1960 classic film “Breathless.” That 60s picture is a staple of cinema history, notable for its revolutionary methods incorporated in its shooting. Guillaume Marbeck stars as the director of “Breathless,” Jean-Luc Godard, who pushes boundaries with his unorthodox approach.

Joining in the production as the two leads of his film are Jean Seberg (Zoey Deutch) and Jean-Paul Belmondo (Aubry Dullin). Both performers express frustrations with Godard’s take on directing, as do members of the crew, but they stay committed to make the picture become a reality.

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REVIEW: Seyfried shines in Ann Lee’s mixed ‘Testament’

Amanda Seyfried is continuing to show she’s one of the best actresses working today with this flick, though one wishes the film around her was stronger.

“The Testament of Ann Lee” centers on its titular character, who founded the religious movement that became known as the Shakers. Ann’s story began in England during the 18th century, where, after several miscarriages and stillbirths, she leaned heavy into faith.

This led to her receiving a vision, which resulted in her taking over a religious group that prayed through continuous movements and shakes. Additionally, knowing what happened with her pregnancies, she makes a decree barring intimacy, seeing it as the ultimate sin.

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REVIEW: ‘Die My Love’ is a directionless mess

Seeing actors you like headline a film can get a person excited. It’s always a shame when that excitement turns to disappointment. Alas, that’s the case here.

The actors in this picture are Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson, who star as the newlywed couple Grace and Jackson. “Die My Love” centers on their life as they raise a newborn boy in a rural area in an old home. Unfortunately, any honeymoon phase for the couple is short-lived.

The stress of her new life causes Grace’s mental health to gradually decline, and it impacts those around her as the movie goes on. The situation puts Jackson in a difficult position, as he’s unsure of how he can help improve what’s become a harsh home life.

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REVIEW: ‘Hamnet’ boasts great performances but pacing is off

The life of William Shakespeare is once again explored in this film, but in this movie, the focus is on the playwright’s wife.

Agnes Shakespeare, portrayed by Jessie Buckley, is introduced as a young woman in “Hamnet” when she first meets William (Paul Mescal). Following a short courtship, the two conceive a child and choose to get married.

The movie then picks up with the couple having a family, including two daughters and their son, Hamnet (Jacobi Jupe). As the film goes on, William and Agnes lose Hamnet to the plague and are left in a state of grief. The situation is made even more stressful as William is away from the family in London to write.

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REVIEW: ‘Marty Supreme’ is another frenetic flick from Josh Safdie

I love me some sports, but my knowledge of ping pong is limited, so this film was a bit of a crash course.

Marty Mauser (Timothée Chalamet), is a shoe salesman in New York City, and also one of the top ranked table tennis players in the world. Set in the 1950s, the film takes place largely between two ping pong world tournaments held in France and then Japan.

Throughout the film, the audience sees Marty train to compete against other top players from around the world, while also scrounging for money to pay his way into the sport and having relationships with a pair of women.

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REVIEW: ‘Knives Out’ saga returns to form with ‘Wake Up Dead Man’

After a decline in quality with the second installment, Rian Johnson gets his murder mystery series back on track with part three.

“Wake Up Dead Man” is the latest stand-alone investigatory flick featuring private detective Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig). This time around, the mystery is set in upstate New York and revolves around a church where a death has taken place.

The victim is Monsignor Jefferson Wicks, a rather loud pastor with an aggressive style in his sermons. The small congregation of the church point the blame at the young, idealistic priest Jud (Josh O’Connor), who was at odds with Wicks, but claims innocence.

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REVIEW: ‘Jay Kelly’ is a forced, over-sentimental melodrama

Just a short while after reviewing “Sentimental Value” and here comes another film where a cinema artist tries to reconnect with his kids.

In “Jay Kelly,” George Clooney stars as the titular character who’s built a career as a celebrated actor. Like Clooney himself, Kelly has managed to star in both major blockbuster releases and arthouse flicks, allowing him to develop a strong reputation.

In the twilight of his career, one can see he’s had a successful run. However, the same can’t be said outside of the studio lot. He has a strained relationship with his daughters, and his assistants, namely Ron (Adam Sandler), are getting tired of his shenanigans. He makes an attempt to turn things around, though, with a trip to Europe where one of his daughters is visiting.

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